The triangle potato is the closest earthly symbol we have of the Holy Trinity. St. Patrick would have used it instead of the shamrocks to explain the Trinity, but they didn't have them back then.
"Boy I sure am glad they got rid of Triangle Potatoes... Squiggle!"
"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"
"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."
"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"
"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."
by Galloway February 26, 2008
Get the Triangle Potatomug. At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.
by Pfu May 20, 2010
Get the Runner's Potatomug. by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017
Get the Loaded Potatomug. by bopper4747 December 17, 2013
Get the potato bopmug. by Iistheman May 9, 2017
Get the potato couchmug. by Doggoo February 21, 2017
Get the potato dogmug. An annoyance or disturbance
by Dyduraicpydar7fupf7rsrsircigc March 15, 2017
Get the rat potatomug.