oli london

oli london is a disgusting idiot who thinks they're park jimin.

person 1: "have you heard oli london's new song?"
person 2: "yeah it's absolute shit."

by reddoodle April 16, 2022

Oli London

A mentally ill British man who wants to look like BTS's Jimin but failing miserably because he has no Korean ancestry. He has spent easily over $1,000 on these dumb plastic surgeries, but yet, how does he know he looks "Korean"? He does not. lmao

Oli London, just stop.

by anonymous200020 May 29, 2022

Oli London

A "Koreaboo" that wants to look like Jimin from the South Korean Band, BTS (BangTan Boys). He has gotten 18 surgeries to look like his Idol. He is very controversial on the internet for his broken Korean and overall being very delusional.

Girl 1: Have you heard of Oli London? Girl 2: Ew, You mean that Koreaboo? Girl 3: Of course! I love him.

by Euphoric_Saikou April 20, 2022

mr london

A very wealthy cockney gentleman sometimes referred to as Mr Landan, a close relation of Dr Evil.

mr london Well fuck me geezer er cums mr fackin landan init , hes fackin minted inee.....Cant

by Khimler December 23, 2016

lost here in london

to be caught up in your head or overwhelmed by your thoughts

"are you okay, man?"

"yeah, i'm just lost here in london."

by hold on till may June 29, 2016

Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023

balmond london

A species of cookies that will come into ur mind if u're into mobile legends and Eid Mubarak.

I gotta use Balmond London as my username of MLBB.

by pseudophyle September 27, 2023