wankerland

Place where all hipsters can go and live

Fuck off back to Wankerland

by dangerdar June 7, 2011

Wankey

Masturbating furiously while hanging from a tree

"Dude, why the fuck were you being a Wankey at school?!" "BECAUSE I NEEDED THE RUSH!!!!!"

by Unknowablefire June 18, 2015

Wanked

The past tense word for masturbation.

I just wanked to your picture.

by XxKayleyxX April 20, 2016

wankers ache

wankers ache mean that you wank so hard that your dick falls off

hey ismael dont get wankers ache hionk hionk hionk

by Steffe from f.ib September 3, 2016

Wanker

A (mainly) British insult used to offend and humiliate someone who wanks (masturbates) because they can't get laid, either because they're fugly, fat, have terrible B.O., fart a lot, suck too many cocks or French, no wait, just French.

How to stop being a Wanker:
1. Become Keith Richards.

by I_L0v3_T1gHt_A$1An_CuNt_ April 14, 2017

Right Wicked

A statement to show agreement or excitement, mostly used in Maine and New England. Commonly used in conjunction with "Guy" or "Bub".

Person 1: Hey, check out my new truck!

Person 2: Right wicked, Guy!

Person 1: You goin' to the party tonight?
Person 2: Right Wicked!

by Cinymin86 November 15, 2009

Winkerbean

Name for a supposed friend who has anal intercourse with your dad.

Dude 1: Hey, I fucked your dad last night!

Dude 2: What the Fuck man!? You're such a Fuckin Winkerbean!!

Dude 1: Your dad fucks good man.

by DanG%25 February 12, 2008