The thing you do when that fucking bird that you hate is on screen for too long in a video game where you dealt a ruinous blow of ice towards this bird
by nikomega August 14, 2025

The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.
"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.
by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2020

by veronikasucks October 3, 2021

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!
Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!
Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.
by HumorStalin May 11, 2019
