Console wars

a dumbass normie “Competition” called console wars between Playstation and Xbox

everyone knows soulja game is the ultimate console

Ron:Playstation gay
Tom:Xbox for babies
Intellectual:yall both gay babies soulja game the real deal
The winner of the console wars is soulja game

by thechas3 April 1, 2021

Kiss War

when two people are making out and competing over who is better or can make the other person get lost in the kiss first
generally very appealing, extatic and frenzied

Girl-(referring to couple further away) is he eating her face?
Guy- No, they're having a kiss war, see, now she's going back on him
Girl- *giggles* looks like she won, he's completely gone

by *god's devil child* June 29, 2009

Beast Wars

The BEST Transformers series ever. Hooks you in within minutes and causes you to binge it for days. Not only a has beautiful story, but legendary characters such as: Waspinator, Dinobot, Rhinox, Tigatron, Blackarachnia, and Silverbolt. Seriously, go out and watch this series before you die.

Person 1: What are you watching?

Person 2: Beast Wars.

Person 1: What's that?

Person 2: A great series about robots that transform into animals.

Person 1: You mean like the Transformers?

Person 2: Yes, but even better.

by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023

The Simpan War

Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.

Guy 1:yo you heard of that war in history class

Educated Guy 1: yeah it was called The Simpan War

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

war scootch

a soldiers overseas girlfriend

"mika is my war scootch"

by mika.chan January 25, 2008

War Horse

Someone who is brave, tough, has great senses (eyesight, hearing, smell, touch, and taste), and has quick reflexes all combined into one well built, athletic body. Warhorses can also be stronger than the average person, and they can also be very sexy. Warhorses are usually lone wolves, they don't talk to people much, but when they do, they can give you a load of useful information.

Man, that guy is such a war horse! He got hit by a car and he's still walking!

Look at that amazing girl! her reflexes are so fast that she can dodge almost anything! She must be a war horse!

by TheWarHorse100 March 7, 2019

period war

When two girls who are on their periods hang out and are exceptionally bitchy to each other

Man I'm sure Sierra and Hannah had a period war last week.

by Rodericlaw5 June 24, 2014