Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.

Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025

Pure vanilla

The couple Jess and James

A relationship where people people could be described as unseasoned chicken- pure vanilla

by sgghfnggjvvb September 5, 2021

vanilla stir stick

A vanilla stir stick is a hard cock that has sperm residue all over it from cumming in a vagina. Especially common when giving a cream pie.

Hey T... you really like sucking on my vanilla stir stick after I cum all up in you.

Yeah D, I love the taste of your sperm

by Big truck, small dick November 2, 2017

Vanilla envelopes

Actors who can play white people roles. Derived from the mispronunciation of *manila* envelopes.

me: did you hear Asa is running in '24?
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!

by RollingFuckBale April 2, 2023

VANILLA EATER

a vanilla eater is a man who loves white women "snowbunnies"

yo tyrone u a vanilla eater bro

by Himothy Timothy May 25, 2025

Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)

I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.

by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023

French Vanilla

French Vanilla is when u French kiss a woman after cumming in her mouth then afterwards u go and grab a coffee

Yeah bro I just French vanilla'd my girlfriend after 3 months of dating I also tried it on a hooker before but that doesn't count I payed money for it

by DarthGtown May 15, 2024