not vanilla club

A sex toy subscription company

Hey did you get your Not Vanilla Club order this month?

by bmg-definitions August 20, 2019

Vanilla Chicken

A vanilla chicken is a very boring male with no spice or any exciting qualities to his personality.

"Hey Hannah, have you been on a second date with Gary?" "Nah, he's too much of a vanilla chicken to hang with again".

by Ards9 March 22, 2022

Vanilla swirl

A vanilla swirl is the act of spunking in a womens asshole after she has had a shit. When pulling out you must swirl the shitty spunk around their asshole hence creating the Vanilla Swirl

Honey im going to give you the messiest vanilla swirl tonight and lick your chocolate star fish clean.

by Batty fingerer September 06, 2023

Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)

I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.

by Bitch Stop January 07, 2023

vanilla pervert

Just a normal dude that likes big tits and blow jobs, nothing wild.

Yeah they won't have fun at the orgy, they're a vanilla pervert

by Dino the Genetic Marvel February 15, 2024

Vanilla-float

When ejaculation enters the anus and flows back out into someone's mouth, gargled and used as tooth paste...thus a vanilla-float

I did a vanilla-floatwith my chick last night and quickly realized that I'm a disgusting human being .

by Personal sex terms March 07, 2017

Vanilla Coward

Someone who will only have sex in missionary with the lights off.

You wouldn’t do that with her? That’s because you are a vanilla coward!

by DJGinjaNinja & the Corrupt COO February 06, 2025