Vanilla Flavoured

The state of being boring, mediocre and something tasteless white people would enjoy.

Hayley and John embarked on their vanilla flavoured contiki tour, distracted from Europe’s real beauty by watered down margaritas and on-boat shopping.

by Neilske September 27, 2021

Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.

Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025

vanilla nut

White Boi that blows his load prematurely

That guy was a definitely a vanilla nut

by Mckinney1 March 8, 2017

Vanilla cone

that $1 ice-cream cone you can get from McDonalds or DQ

yo man can you pick me up a vanilla cone

by gooseyp March 17, 2017

Vanilla poptart

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl

That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"

by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011

Vanilla Cone

When you are masturbating and ejaculate while your hand is at top stroke, leaving cum in your hand, like a vanilla cone drips

Bro, she was giving me a handjob and I gave her a vanilla cone.

by seniorslime October 10, 2019

Vanilla Taco

Vanilla Taco people are those who don’t participate in conspiracies or the general suspicion of governmental affairs. They have no spicy takes, and as such, are vanilla tacos.

“Oh man, did you hear about the Epstein files? What a coverup, am I right?”

“Oh dude I believe them, the government wouldn’t lie to us.”

“Man, shut your dork ass, vanilla taco ass up!”

by arthurcallaghan July 27, 2025