melted vanilla cone

When jerking or being jerked off you lie on your back and ejaculate straight up...the load comes down all over the tip and hand thus looking like a melted ice cream cone

My spooge went and came down in warm gooey mess...finger licking good...she said it was like a melted vanilla cone

by cykofiend February 27, 2014

Vanilla

(adj.) a word that describes someone acting unbelievably white; a stereotypical goody-two-shoes white person; a basic white person (as vanilla is basic and white)

Samantha posted a picture of her latte? How vanilla.

by theleftboob December 21, 2014

Vanilla Ice Record

When a white guy takes a blank CD and ejaculates (Nut, Cum, Bust, Relieve yourself) on it and put it in the freezer till frozen.

"You want to listen to Vanilla Ice Record? Here, hand me that blank CD." -Zachary Huggins

by DemonZann October 23, 2013

tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris

Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)

by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013

Vanilla feet

Your feet are hella white compared to any other part of your skin.

Guy1- Look at that guy. He's so tan yet his feet could be as white as his ass.

Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.

by pigsblood January 25, 2015

Vanilla steamer

After taking a dump in a girl's mouth, you then ejaculate in her mouth.

Dude, I gave that chick a great vanilla steamer! She ate that shit up like it was from Starbuck's!

by piggytwochainsjohnson June 5, 2015

Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .

Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.

by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015