Twilight

The worst thing that could ever exist.

Man your dad is just like twilight.

by wildemarley03 April 10, 2022

Twilight

Some backwater fangirl's overblown schlick fantasy.

Twilight is designed to give you a lady boner. No exceptions.

by The Golden Fack August 15, 2013

Twilight Headache

An intense headache produced by repeatedly rolling one's eyes. Particularly prominent while watching a Twilight Saga movie.

John: What's wrong man? You look awful!

Bob: My girlfriend made me watch the new Twilight movie. I rolled my eyes the whole time, and now I have the worst Twilight Headache.

John: TEAM EDWARD! *runs away crying*

by sylvita999 December 7, 2011

Twilight

A book with a horny girl with daddy issues who fucks with vampires and wolfs for them to die in the last movie for nothing

Person1 : I’m team Edward from twilight (vampire)
Person 2 : I’m team Jacob from twilight (wolf)
Person 3 : no one cares

by Just Karen November 7, 2019

Twilight zone

A creepy ass shoe that scared the living fuck out of me as a child

The twilight zone is fucked

by Arden kelly November 2, 2019

Twilight bliss

The final feeling you get before you overdose on a hard drug

N:”dude did you hear peep died?”

K:”yeah i wonder if he got his Twilight bliss...”

by Jojsanders September 9, 2020

Twilight

Necrophilia

Person 1: I love the movie series ‘Twilight’

Person 2: So you life necrophilia

Person 1: Yes

by fybuuhbbhudsvhiej nivfh April 11, 2021