Hoe-tower

The one friend who helps you out by distracting annoying girls to get them away from you.

I can always count on Jonathan to be my hoe-tower.

by Grammarguncontrol November 9, 2014

Ratchetson Towers

The most ratchet resident hall at the University of Memphis. Full of ratchet people, pot heads, and the occasional fuck tard.

Emma: Hey, do you live on campus?

Kristin: Yea, but I live in Ratchetson Towers. It sucks.

Emma: Oh my god, I know! I live there too! NINTH FLOOR!!

by uofmstudent November 20, 2013

twerk tower

Twerking on cheerleader perimade

The Chicago bears cheerleaders did the twerk tower

by Wadi. Uowcdb uowcd c uowed cu. December 2, 2013

water tower navigation

navigating your way on a cross-country road trip using the water towers at various small towns, which bear the town names

According to that water tower we are currently in Pinewood City, New Scotland County, just as expected. If we get lost we can continue to use water tower navigation until we get back on track.

by RepublicofC May 28, 2015

jimmys water tower

when you give a girl an ass job while pissing on her

I took this girl home and I showed her jimmys water tower

by sasquach hair September 21, 2016

dump tower

'Trump Tower', NYC, was briefly renamed to 'Dump Tower' on Google Maps worldwide on the 27th of November 2016. This caused the meltdown of the Twittersphere.

Was Google behind this? Probably.

Jono, did you see Dump Tower on Google Maps earlier! What a laugh!

by JN7 November 27, 2016

Shanghai Tower

A tower that every airplane wants to be inside of

I'm an airplane, and I really want to be inside the Shanghai Tower

by nickgurr507 June 26, 2019