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Chocolate Milkshake

I thought it would be sexy to give someone a chocolate milkshake
by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021
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Milkshake

My milkshakes bring them all to the yard!

Hide the secret recipe!
by Moonandstars June 9, 2021
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Jackie chans forbidden milkshake

When a girl is upside down on ropes with her legs spread and gets a 10 inch dildo in her asshole then gets fisted down her vagina until she creams 3 times and then the guy sucks up the guice from her vagina and drinks it in a milkshake
Guy 1: me and my wife had a lovely Jackie chans forbidden milkshake last night
Guy 2: how did it tase
Guy 1: like cherrys
by Ugly dogs June 17, 2021
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Leaky Milkshake

When a man is rendered unable to produce a sufficiently powerful ejaculation he may perform the leaky milkshake. As the man identifies the issue they are to walk around the room until their leaky load is sufficiently blown. Optionally, one or both parties may lick the soiled floor until properly cleansed.
After a few beers Josh realized his inability to finish the job. Post epiphany Josh triumphantly paraded around the round until the leaky milkshake had all been spilled. Afterwards, Janice began the process of cleaning Josh’s leaky milkshake.
by Leaky Josh August 24, 2024
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Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.
John: Hey, whats up man?

Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!

John: Damn that shit hurts
by amogusbruh21youstupid September 27, 2024
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Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

What you'd say about a man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, claps you can hear across the universe.
Person 1: Dude look at that guy, he has an aunt jemima milkshake ass!

Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive
by amogusbruh21youstupid September 28, 2024
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Milkshaking

2 uncircumsized men stitch their foreskin together and make it form a cup. Then they wrap it around both their cocks, and cum inside of it until it fills up like a balloon. Then, using their dicks like a spoon, they slosh the cum around until it becomes foamy and then they drink it.
Me and jerry love to go milkshaking together. It is great fun and we get a tasty drink when it's done!
by Yung cumshot November 25, 2024
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