Metis milkshake

A form of diarrhea characterized by a complete lack of solid, doing nothing but turning the water brown. Bonus points for it being Rielly stinky.

Brb, I have to go drop a Metis Milkshake

by Dave-Landon September 20, 2023

Sexy Milkshake

When your sittin knees down in the back of your moms 1984 lemon getting your chili ring licked from the back by your fathers daughter and getting some sloppy top from the homeless guy in the front whilst sipping on your chocolate McDonald’s milkshake.

My day was going terribly yesterday until I delightfully surprised with a Sexy Milkshake during my road trip.

by Wanjarthen November 27, 2021

Self Milkshake

To put one's legs behind their head and masturbate until they ejaculate into their own mouth.

"Man, I can't get any girls tonight."
"Looks like you're in for a self milkshake tonight!"

by Kitchen Stove June 20, 2017

Chocolate Milkshake

A blow job in which the person receiving the blow job is Dark Complexion.

I had the best chocolate Milkshake last night

by Chocolategirl89 April 02, 2019

Chocolate Milkshake

Chocolate Shake A male ejaculates into a condom or an anus while the receiver sucks it from her/his anus.

Vanessa loved the Chocolate Milkshake I gave her last night.

by NevermoreMe June 21, 2022

Chocolate Milkshake

Using a turkey baster you squirt water in your mates butthole and have him do 100 jumping jacks and then stick a straw inside his butthole and drink.

I was thirsty for a chocolate milkshake so my boyfriend gave me one out of his butthole.

by Wolfmanjackkk July 24, 2023

chocolate milkshake

When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!

guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’

by skullyfaerie March 12, 2021