The hottest, most attractive, charismatic king you have ever met with the fattest dump truck known to man. He is not afraid to tell every lovely lady in his life that they are in fact a hoebag, slut, or just a standard queen.
Random hoe: Hey have you seen Booger Pickering around?
Secondary hoe: Yeah, I just saw him getting freaky at the club.
Secondary hoe: Yeah, I just saw him getting freaky at the club.
by urmomisaslut.com November 9, 2023

by Good old spanner November 11, 2022

"bro me and my girl tried this new crazy thing last night"
"what was it twin"
"it's called booger sounding it's fire"
"kill yourself"
"what was it twin"
"it's called booger sounding it's fire"
"kill yourself"
by skibidirizzlergyat July 15, 2025

by Oranges are sexy October 31, 2019

pieces of green/yellow crustyness found in eyes when waking up in the morning, sometimes known as crusties, or sleep.
by Mikawinkle October 4, 2011

a booger that covers the entire circumference of your nose, often accompanied by a sticky goo-end that seems to originate from the back of your throat
"I woke up this morning and knew this booger would be a good one. It filled my whole nostril, a full-on circumference booger!"
by lektro. November 1, 2013

When a man picks his nose and stuffs his penis with said boogers and has sex with a woman blowing his load and boogers in and/or on her.
Matthew wanted to try his new booger bazooka out on his old lady so he started picking and stuffing.
by Hotwhitemama2888 July 15, 2017
