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The Tower

The Tower of Sauron is the secondary antagonist of Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor. He was a black numenorean and one of Sauron's Black Captains and was responsible, partly, for the murder of Talion and his family during the retaking of Mordor by the Dark Forces.
The Tower grew as his power and evil increased, however, his armor did not.
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Kook tower

One who absolutely is a lame loser. With a high level of operation, yet is very low-functioning in adulthood.

Not a very good person to other peopl, Yet still oddly has a high regard for oneself
Kook tower! You’re at the top!!
Good god how did all these kook towers erect so quickly!
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Trump Tower

The act of laying on your back and having a prostitute defecate in your mouth while you try to stack the turds as high as possible without using your tiny hands. Popular with American businessmen and Russian prostitutes.
I treated myself to a Trump Tower last night and now whenever I open my mouth shit comes out.
by Ivanka Humpalot January 17, 2017
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Tower Battles

Where you lick your dick and shove it up a girls vagina 6 inches deep
Oh my god babe! Please do another Tower Battles!”
by John wazouski April 29, 2023
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Ten Penny Tower

When a girl is lay'd on a table and 10 guys 5 on each side of the table. They then cum on her from the bottom to the top. Hens the term Ten Penny Tower.
Man we should totally Ten penny tower that chick!
by Nick nospmas June 6, 2013
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eiffel tower

megan fox: i would let colson and pete eiffel tower me, goin to paris
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Tilted Towers State of Mind

When you’re just in that elite mindset

Popularised by Tyler
“IM IN THAT TILTED TOWERS STATE OF MIND
by Jakey Christ May 2, 2021
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