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Toosh push tinky tan

the act of pushing your arm up someones or (your own) doup, reeming it so far up the jobby canal that your whole forearm becomes immersed in the fecal flume, caked in there (or your) very own bum mustard leaving you with what looks like sun tan from being out in the sun for too long wearing a t-shirt known as "tinky tan"

Aww for fuck sake!.. I was really wanting a tan today but look its pissin it down!.. RITE!, FUCK IT!. Here min, bend over... WHY?.. because am away to reem your poopchute to give masel fake bake.. why get baked when I can get CAKED!"
toosh push tinky tan jobby canal
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 1, 2011
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DTG (dirty tan girl)

A lesbian girl who is not quite white or brown that wants to know about teabagging.
At dinner tonight, my DTG (dirty tan girl) friend joined us for dinner and tea of the iced variety.
by IM AM DTG May 18, 2018
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Wei Xuan Tan

A girl who keeps 'interacting' with every long cylinder shaped object she sees.
Guy 1*with his girlfriend*: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING??!!
Girlfriend: oops....i have the wei xuan tan sickness....guess we will have another kid in the family...
Guy 1: oh boy,another demon....
by Chef penis July 23, 2018
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come out ye black and tans

The rebel’s call, that’s all you need to know
COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS, COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN! SHOW YER WIVES HOW YOU WON THOSE MEDALS DOWN IN FLAAAANDERS!!! TELL ‘ER HOW THE I.R.A. MADE YA RUN THE HELL AWAY!!
by Actual satan April 19, 2020
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I'm gonna tan your hide

It means someone is going to give someone else a hard spanking probably using a belt or strap. The phrase was used to indicate strong punishment by an authority figure over a child.
"If I catch you drinking or gambling again, I'm gonna tan your hide, young man!"

My Pa would say 'he's gonna tan my hide' if he caught me smoking this pipe.
by Old Timer December 23, 2013
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sucky tan dake doo

“Is Japanese a hard languageSucky tan dake doo
by Jamiebrewers September 11, 2021
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Come Out, Ye Black and Tans

A phrase daring the Black and Tans, pro-British constables during the Irish War of Independence, used by the Irish rebels.
It is famously known for being an idiom in an Irish rebellion song, "Come Out, Ye Black and Tans"p
Come out, ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man! Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders! Tell her how the IRA made you run like 'ell away, from the green 'n lovely lanes of Killeshandra!
by Qoulidude July 19, 2022
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