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Stoner Den

An area set aside specifically for smoking weed. This area is usually a garage, a bedroom, or living room. It will usually be littered with smoking paraphernalia.
If you're looking to smoke, lets go to the stoner den. We can chief up there without having to be paranoid.
by Captain Shabby October 8, 2014
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Stoner dreams

Elaborate plans to do something or go somewhere and participate in an arbitrary activity, usually thought of while drunk and/or high. Then when you sober up, you realize that it's just never going to happen, or is a horrible idea.
Guy 1: Dude we should go rock climbing this weekend, wouldn't that be so fun?

Guy 2: Cmon man, that's stoner dreams, we're just gonna sit around all weekend getting high.
by sesamechicken May 2, 2012
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Stoners Creek

A derivative of Stoney Creek, and with the majority of young population using drugs and acting dumb.
There's that kid, he's a stoner from Stoners Creek.
by fruitland February 20, 2009
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Stoner Panda

A really awesome and amazing person! They will always be there for you! They will do stupid, silly, and crazy things with you because they believe you are best friends. This person usually never dates and doesn't want to. This person just wants friends and to help others. The only thing is this person usually smokes marijuana. They are usually high and will always boost your confidence.
Person: I want to go on that roller coaster.
Stoner Panda: You can do it!!!
by StonerPanda666 August 3, 2016
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stoner softy

the supposed lack of sexual male performance when one smokes weed.
Stoner1: Yeah man I don't know what was wrong with me. I smoked a couple bowls, and then I just couldn't get it up for ma' lady.

Stoner2: Fuckin' a man... stoner softy strikes again...
by iknowitallnananabooboo January 20, 2011
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stoner five

Hey Michael, what's a stoner five?
by Jayson M. Hill May 11, 2016
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stoner stutter

the act of temporarily acquiring a stutter due to the effects of marijuana.
T-t-tuh-t... today. Wow, there's my stoner stutter again.
by whyworryxxx June 24, 2011
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