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bean baggin

When a guy unconsciously sits on his balls for a long/short period of time.
I got to work today and was so busy I didnt realize I was bean baggin it for an hour.
by DLaws December 27, 2007
mugGet the bean bagginmug.

Bean Child

oh my god, that bean child's on point! She's on fire, TOUCH!
by nugokk December 20, 2017
mugGet the Bean Childmug.

coffee beaning

After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.

Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.
by Nick Rodllins January 27, 2008
mugGet the coffee beaningmug.

Bean Teeth

A trait carried by all persons originating from the southern half of the United States (namely Tennessee.) This is a chronic, hereditary condition characterized by having beans for teeth.
Oh my, have you seen those bean teeth on Mo'Tingles?
by ashleyk85 September 22, 2011
mugGet the Bean Teethmug.

Give it the bean

Giving it the bean means to put extra effort into an activity or job, and achieve something faster than before by putting in extra elbow grease. For example, moving faster, or playing harder than you were before.
Guy: "I dont think im gonna make it in time!"
Girl: "Hurry up! Give it the bean!"

Elliot: "Oh man, my car cant make it up this hill..."
Benny: "Go on then, give it the bean!"
Elliot: "Fine, ill floor it"
by Guynohomo November 23, 2016
mugGet the Give it the beanmug.

bongo bean

a racist term for a niger.
clinton yous one crazy bongo bean
by jack bumblebottom June 28, 2007
mugGet the bongo beanmug.

bean-sniff

A person who mooches off another person, for things like food, money, and a place to stay because they are too selfish and lazy to provide for themselves.
Person 1: "Why am I missing everything I bought today? I just left it right here on the counter"

Person 2: "Bro . . . I thought it was for me, isn't that why we went food shopping?"

Person 1: "Are you serious right now?! What a freaking Bean-sniff, you'll probably eat the turd I left in the toilet too."
by smoove65 January 26, 2011
mugGet the bean-sniffmug.

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