Hide a very hot bottle of hot sauce in your bed. Bring home a one night stand and perform cunnilingus on her. Just before she reaches climax quickly shake several drops of sauce onto your tongue and give her the Texas Tongue Torch!
I was down on some bitches box, and man that shit smelled! She was a Tuba. So I went to the kitchen, grabbed the hot sauce, and gave her the Texas Tongue Torch! Maybe she'll wash that shit next time.
by The Rock B Town March 8, 2011
Get the Texas Tongue Torchmug. A variation of cunnilingus where you keep your tongue straight and hard like steel while she plays your head like a drum.
Me: Man, I had a strange experience last night while hooking up with that girl. Freddy: What happened? Me: As I was going down on her she started to play my head like a drum and told me to stiffen my tongue?! Freddy: Sounds like she loves to play the steel tongue drum!
by freddythef'r December 9, 2021
Get the Steel Tongue Drummug. The audible sound generated from a human tongue slapping downward into the moistened bed of the mouth during vocalization.
Christian tended to annoyingly overanunciate most words as a normal practice. However, his popping tongue slap was becoming much more than any of us could tolerate.
by Jasper LaPrizrak July 19, 2021
Get the Popping Tongue Slapmug. When you and your best bud perform fellatio on each other in the washroom of a Tim Hortons restaurant.
by John Moneybags January 20, 2019
Get the Alberta tongue twistermug. by chaniboy June 8, 2010
Get the Cow Tonguemug. by Brice Lynden Smith September 4, 2016
Get the wagon tonguemug. Kissing and then suddenly sticking your tongue in the others mouth (other is usually surprised) and down their throat.
by darkdude122 March 28, 2015
Get the tongue you downmug.