Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.
"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."
by frailninja March 16, 2016
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug. Being friends with someone but they irratate you so you have the sudden urge to beat their ass but they are your friend so it more like a friendly fight
by KRobin August 9, 2018
Get the dirt rollmug. One who acts in a light trollish manner towards another for poking fun, or "shits and giggles"
One who is a dirt hamster is on a lower part of the scale of trolling and often plays harmless pranks on friends and close family.
One who is a dirt hamster is on a lower part of the scale of trolling and often plays harmless pranks on friends and close family.
Aww Troy! How'd you snatch my calculator without looking? Where are the batteries? You're being a real dirt hamster right now.
by Salt001 May 9, 2013
Get the Dirt Hamstermug. A low level street criminal who believes they are more important than they are. They are usually addicted, dirty, unkempt and are of below average intelligence.
Look are that street urchant walking up and down the block all day looking for a way to get his fix.
Yea that dude is a straight dirt puppy!!
Yea that dude is a straight dirt puppy!!
by Sapporo December 19, 2015
Get the dirt puppymug. by chamaeleon March 13, 2004
Get the dirt smugglermug. by Lexy spun da block November 29, 2020
Get the Dirt neckmug. by joeynomercy February 3, 2010
Get the dirt squidmug.