Mud Lot

A Mud Lot is a used small car dealership that is found on a side street that is run by wanna be entrepreneurs who sell garbage cars to customers while their lot smells like tuna & rat's ass.

If you ever go buy a car there, make sure to wear your mask & ask for the carfax because they might be selling you a piece of a shit tin box than they bought from another mud lot.

Smith Taylor: "Hey man im going to buy this vehicle at magnus auto group, what ya think?"

Justin Jackson: "Bro that car dealership looks like a mud lot, don't go there....i heard it smells like a donkeys ass too"

by Letsgetrowdy November 4, 2020

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mud net

The mud net is a slang word for underwear. The "mud net" is designed to catch any unwanted sudden bowel movements in public.

Jimmy told his co-worker "I thought I had to fart today at work, but it was the real deal, thank god I had my mud net on to catch my fudge.

by Rvitale June 5, 2016

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mud splash

Sexual maneuver in which you give yourself an enema without letting any of the water out so you're filled like a cheap whore in gang bang. You then tell your sexual partner to go down on your bits, dick or asshole. While they are down there you unleash the torrent of doo doo soup that has been ripening in your steamy rectum upon your victims face.

I learned that my bitch whore girlfriend was cheating on me so I left her a note in the mud splash that I gave her.

by condoms are for pussies January 16, 2018

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