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Text Stocking

To text someone who doesn't know your number and sometimes pretend to be someone else to learn about them.
Kelly "I get these text from this guy i don't know."
James "Oh?! Well what does he ask you?"
Kelly "He asks me questions about myself."
James "Oh, well he is text stocking you."
by Justin Ryan! January 22, 2009
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hey text

A text message sent just to say hello or to check up on someone you have not heard from in a while.
"Hey have you heard from Jane Doe?"

"Yeah, I talked to her yesterday."

"Really? I sent her a hey text two days ago but she has not replied. I wonder if she is mad at me or just busy."
by Teemak May 23, 2009
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shank text

A text sent with the intent of causing one emotional hurt & or sending some one a text just to piss them off..a text that is like the prison tool(a shank)used to make a quick hurtful stab.
Jill cheated on me so i sent her a shank text"... "Jack has been ignoring me lately so i sent him a shank text to piss him off
by RC_KC 87 October 11, 2010
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moist texts

The opposite of a dry text; a juicy text. A text with meaning and value as opposed to a one-word reply.
I thought i was talking to her exclusively, but then I see screenshots of her moist texts with her other buns!
by NotDaShon January 22, 2017
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tiresome text

when the government makes you text message more than e-mail so you can't save all of your records
The tiresome text left a lot of people at a loss with their intellectual property.
by Coop Dupe December 10, 2019
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Weiner texting

To send pictures of one's genitals via text message or Twitter in the manner of former Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner.
No, my boyfriend was Weiner texting me the whole time.
by collegio production staff June 22, 2011
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Inception texting

When multiple conversations are being actively discussed with the same person via text message. The inception generally starts out with a normal text message conversation and as the discussion becomes greater, often times smaller casual topics branch out. This branching out can lead to many different topics being discussed in multiple messages sent to an individual. As the conversation begins to grow, one text does not suffice and can lead to one or two additional messages, propelling both subjects further into the conversations and subject matter being discussed.
Jim: "Hey, check out Joe. He is inception texting that chick again."
Kevin: "What's her name, Jenny?
Jim: "Yeah, they are pretty deep this time. You can tell by the drool puddling in the corners of his mouth."
Kevin: "He is going to need a big kick to get out of this one, I'll get a glass of water."
by jpat December 4, 2012
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