Noun: Sketchy, aggressive, pompous, peacocky male typically found making loud, angry noises and clinking weights together at local fitness centers. Recognizable by their deep, artificial tan and circa 1987 style fitness wear (i.e. cutoff sweatshirts and stars and stripes workout pants)
To imply that this is not someone to be trusted in the tight quarters of a tanning salon, because he may be a rapist.
To imply that this is not someone to be trusted in the tight quarters of a tanning salon, because he may be a rapist.
"Did the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster just take off his shirt for a few sets?? Yep, that just happened.."
"I bet his Wednesday workout is tanning and tickling"
"We haven't seen the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster in a while.. bet he is trying to post bail at the Jersey shore lockup..."
"I bet his Wednesday workout is tanning and tickling"
"We haven't seen the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster in a while.. bet he is trying to post bail at the Jersey shore lockup..."
by MD20 November 02, 2009
the act of pushing your arm up someones or (your own) doup, reeming it so far up the jobby canal that your whole forearm becomes immersed in the fecal flume, caked in there (or your) very own bum mustard leaving you with what looks like sun tan from being out in the sun for too long wearing a t-shirt known as "tinky tan"
Aww for fuck sake!.. I was really wanting a tan today but look its pissin it down!.. RITE!, FUCK IT!. Here min, bend over... WHY?.. because am away to reem your poopchute to give masel fake bake.. why get baked when I can get CAKED!"
Aww for fuck sake!.. I was really wanting a tan today but look its pissin it down!.. RITE!, FUCK IT!. Here min, bend over... WHY?.. because am away to reem your poopchute to give masel fake bake.. why get baked when I can get CAKED!"
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 01, 2011
by IM AM DTG March 30, 2018
Guy 1*with his girlfriend*: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING??!!
Girlfriend: oops....i have the wei xuan tan sickness....guess we will have another kid in the family...
Guy 1: oh boy,another demon....
Girlfriend: oops....i have the wei xuan tan sickness....guess we will have another kid in the family...
Guy 1: oh boy,another demon....
by Chef penis July 24, 2018
COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS, COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN! SHOW YER WIVES HOW YOU WON THOSE MEDALS DOWN IN FLAAAANDERS!!! TELL ‘ER HOW THE I.R.A. MADE YA RUN THE HELL AWAY!!
by Actual satan April 19, 2020
It means someone is going to give someone else a hard spanking probably using a belt or strap. The phrase was used to indicate strong punishment by an authority figure over a child.
"If I catch you drinking or gambling again, I'm gonna tan your hide, young man!"
My Pa would say 'he's gonna tan my hide' if he caught me smoking this pipe.
My Pa would say 'he's gonna tan my hide' if he caught me smoking this pipe.
by Old Timer December 23, 2013
by Jamiebrewers September 11, 2021