《¤》You《¤》Can《¤》Only《¤》Use《¤》Your《¤》Eyes《¤》As《¤》A《¤》Sperm《¤》And 《¤》Semen《¤》Mix《¤》Called《¤》Lungs《¤》

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《¤》You《¤》Can《¤》Only《¤》Use《¤》Your《¤》Eyes《¤》As《¤》A《¤》Sperm《¤》And 《¤》Semen《¤》Mix《¤》Called《¤》Lungs《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

acid sperm

When the sperm is so strong it beats out ever possible plan B method causing an instant baby.

“Goddamn that acid sperm just goes right through ya”

“Idk how he beat the pill, must have some kind of acid sperm”

by Bookie jones April 16, 2020

CaseOH's Sperm

When you mix ketchup and mayonnaise

Have you tried CaseOH's Sperm?

by xX_FatCat_Xx March 11, 2024

sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.

Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.

by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017

Sperm whale

When woman or man with tracheotomy tracheometry whatever gets fucked in the hole then after you finish blows it out at you.

Grammy and I had fun last night, she is a sperm whale.

by Ko16311 August 26, 2021

National give her your sperm day

Give ya gal yer sperm day

National give her your sperm day- In whatever means necessary

by Rb90 June 29, 2022

sperm soda electric boogaloo

A woman must buy her favorite soda and put it in her mouth while the man tapes electrical tape around his balls and begans to jack off at the girls mouth from a long distance then once the man is reaching climax he must stick a voltage cord up his ass and will shoot his semen at mach 4 into the girls mouth with the soda still in

Tim:i just gave my girl the sperm soda electric boogaloo

bill:wow that must have felt good

by bigblackcock6942069420 July 17, 2022