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Sperm whale

When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale
"It got kinda messy when I gave my girl the Sperm Whale last night, worth it tho"
by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019
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Sperm

Hey Sperm Wacha doin
by Lord Gunni March 15, 2022
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Sperm the worm

"Why are you taking so long?"
"Give me few more minutes as I sperm the worm!"
by Hoodies on the beach April 8, 2016
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Sperm squeeze

Refers to the action of having an orgasm.
Oh, Imma bout to Sperm squeeze on my girlfriend!
by The rush hour... September 21, 2016
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sperm overload

Excess amount of sperm deposited in a person that cannot be digested, absorbed or regurgitated. Usually manifests itself in an obvious sperm belly or leakage from the orifice where it was deposited.
Look at the belly on that bitch. Definitely suffering from a major case of sperm overload.
by Frankie Footer February 13, 2021
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sperm recepticle

A misspelling of "sperm receptacle", promulgated by illiterates.
According to sperm.blog "Sperm receptacles, also known as spermathecae, are structures found in female organisms used to store and receive sperm during sexual reproduction. Sperm receptacles are specialized structures in female animals that receive and store sperm from male partners for later fertilization of their eggs. These structures have evolved in a variety of shapes and sizes, ranging from pouches to ducts to sacs, depending on the species."

That much is real. There is, however, no such word as "sperm recepticle".

One more reason why illiterates should not be permitted to breed.
by bitchuck December 14, 2024
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Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.
Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”
by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023
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