asian shrimp

When an Asian has a dry dick

“Ay man I heard you were fucking chloe” “yesterday”
“Nah man”
“Why not”

“Cause I got an Asian shrimp”

by Hitler-one-four-five December 19, 2018

Shrimp mac and cheese

By far the most garlic saturated food ever... not even kidding.

His breath was so heinous he must have just had shrimp mac and cheese!

by bobbyboy3 August 29, 2008

six-shrimp

To lie. Popularly used in the Los Angeles area.

Person 1: I ate like six shrimp off that salad.
Person 2: There was only two to begin with!
Person 3: Stop six-shrimping us!

by No-Nathan May 16, 2020

Rose, lover of shrimps

"Rose, lover of shrimps" loves shrimps so much that she eats shrimps everytime she gets the change.
"Rose, lover of shrimps" can also be named "Miruna".

Aiden: What will your Roblox name be?
Miruna: My Roblox name is gonna be "Rose, lover of shrimps"

by Rose/Miruna July 11, 2022

dirty shrimp dinner

A dirty pussy that smells exactly like rancid shrimp.

I went to go down on Blow Job Betty last night and had to back off because I was met with a large waft from her dirty shrimp dinner.

by Lickus Dickliosis April 6, 2017

Shrimp God

A guy with the smallest of dicks.

"Justin's the shrimp god!"

by Basedgod69 March 17, 2015

Lil Shrimp

name you call your short girlfriend when you're drunk

She's normally 5'2 but when I take shots she becomes a lil shrimp

by notexertine October 31, 2023