Sanchez

Sanchez is the kinda man that you’d think Obama would be but it was actually just a retarded looking horse. His face is that of a chicken nugget. And yet, his figure is somehow godly. Yes, you've heard me. His face is a burnt chicken nugget and his body is like smooth chocolate. If you meet a Sanchez, I’m warning you now. Please take precautionary measures and avoid his being at all costs. Because of his presence on Earth, walk around with a taser at all times.

Holy shit is that man legal?

You mean that really ugly guy over there??

Yeah, yeah- the mexican lookn cauillou headass guy..

OHH that’s just Sanchez... run.

by LilBitchy November 15, 2019

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Sanchez

Ah Robert Sanchez refers to someone who is a "scelerat". This word was derived by a master class genius named Ilhaan Becker when the latter received a Red Card against Newcastle on the 6th November 2021. Newcastle ffs, they are shit and they only managed to draw against them. Against Joelinton falourmama. " I had him in the FPL Team on this day, but he deceived me pilon la, Because of him i got -1 pt. As from this day, its Ederson who is keeping my goal," mentionned M.Ilhaan.

Espece de Sanchez, Vous vous foutez de moi.

Alors, Zafir Sanchez. Sa Gaz !

by Je Mincline November 24, 2021

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Sanchez

A racist, liberal, based, slave owner, most importantly my father online.

Sanchez: Fuck you n*gga

by _poggy June 11, 2022

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Anal-Sanchez

A word to describe an old man with a micro penis.

That man is an Anal-Sanchez

Poor guy has Anal-Sanchez disease

by Bendoverplz December 29, 2021

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Smithy Sanchez

You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour

Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"

Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"

Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*

Cecil: "Push the lion button"

by MarkNortherns May 05, 2018

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