“Milan Sanchez” - “Mu Sanchez” - “Milan Needs”
Definition: The “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” for short; A parasitic, low vibrational, orphaned creature that wonders the world aimlessly, in no particular direction, seeking to fulfill their daddy issues with an erected African penis up their butthole. The “Mu” parasitic specimen is closely related to species like ticks, scabies & pubic lice. The Milan Sanchez, can often be identified by their curly black perm that resembles Michael Jackson’s pubic hair on top of their head & their smelly, yeasty, bad breath. Their physical body’s are usually “scrawny” or “weak” & voices are often times high pitched or “squeaky” in nature. They tend to leave traces of their unneeded existence by drawing or painting the black penises they so desperately desire on anything that might grab their fathers attention who abandons them after conception. The Milan Sanchez feeds off of the negativity or drama it creates during social interactions due to the traumatic experiences endured during its youth. “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” is usually diagnosed at the time of birth and is associated with “slutty” or “whorish” prostitutes, who’s love for hard drugs is much greater than the love for their own children. Unfortunately their is no no cure for the “Mu” at this point in time and the individuals who suffer from this form of parasitic infection is just completely fucked at the core of their being.
Definition: The “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” for short; A parasitic, low vibrational, orphaned creature that wonders the world aimlessly, in no particular direction, seeking to fulfill their daddy issues with an erected African penis up their butthole. The “Mu” parasitic specimen is closely related to species like ticks, scabies & pubic lice. The Milan Sanchez, can often be identified by their curly black perm that resembles Michael Jackson’s pubic hair on top of their head & their smelly, yeasty, bad breath. Their physical body’s are usually “scrawny” or “weak” & voices are often times high pitched or “squeaky” in nature. They tend to leave traces of their unneeded existence by drawing or painting the black penises they so desperately desire on anything that might grab their fathers attention who abandons them after conception. The Milan Sanchez feeds off of the negativity or drama it creates during social interactions due to the traumatic experiences endured during its youth. “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” is usually diagnosed at the time of birth and is associated with “slutty” or “whorish” prostitutes, who’s love for hard drugs is much greater than the love for their own children. Unfortunately their is no no cure for the “Mu” at this point in time and the individuals who suffer from this form of parasitic infection is just completely fucked at the core of their being.
Randy: “Hey Tod, is it me or are you noticing drawings of black penises everywhere too?” Tod: “oh, you didn’t hear? The neighbors son was diagnosed with Milan Sanchez.”
by Damnnndanielllll March 20, 2023
Get the Milan Sanchezmug. Alexis sanchez is very hot dude that pulls so many girls and has a big pp with a good personality as well he’s a smooth dude with most likely nice hair and has nice feet and hands
by Bumblehumble May 3, 2022
Get the alexis sanchez malemug. Half your age plus 5 is the mathematical equation that NFL QB's use to determine the creepiness of a dating relationship.
Take this example for the Sanchez Rule:
Person A: Is 24 years old.
Person B: is 17 years old.
24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.
Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
Person A: Is 24 years old.
Person B: is 17 years old.
24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.
Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
by go_to_division February 28, 2011
Get the Sanchez Rulemug. The biggest hoe. She fucks for clout because she can’t make something of herself. She smokes weed and harasses females for talking to Rj Hampton. She gets trained but still talks shit about everybody and everyone. If this is your name, go to the government and change it.
by Thatnigha19 May 29, 2019
Get the Lilly Sanchezmug. The successful combination of both a Dirty Sanchez and a Rusty Trombone. Don't try this at home. This should only be attempted by professionals. A Rusty Sanchez is when a man who is receiving a rim job and a blow job at the same time decides to poop a little on the face of the person giving them that and then sticks their fingers or has their partner stick their fingers in the butt to dig out more so you can complete the fecal mustache on that person. If you're more adventurous, you or your partner could do it to you while you're getting this. Just make sure to kiss your partner at some point.
by The Erie Sturg February 1, 2023
Get the Rusty Sanchezmug. A deep fried sanchez is when you clean out the the bumble fluff from your hole and inject preferably by dildo a copeus amount of mayonaese and then dip your bum into a large deep fryer whilst similtaniously squeezing the mayo out of your rectum creating a nice lil poop mayo pop which you then violently shove into your lovers nose
"Hey man, did ya see that deep fried sanchez i did yesterday"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"
by Snozingly7 September 27, 2023
Get the Deep fried sanchezmug. by nicolass pooping on the go June 8, 2010
Get the christophe sanchezmug.