A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
Why did the house collapse? The architecture got drunk and designed it with some bunk ass storm math.
by TheJoker763 May 9, 2024
Get the Storm Mathmug. by aaaskdfh August 24, 2018
Get the storm hawkinsmug. A bunch of kisses given in rapid succession. Usually given to small children or pets in your immediate family.
by echoAwoo June 24, 2023
Get the Kiss stormmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
Get the Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.mug. 30% winrate virgin, but will argue they aren't the reason the team is losing and in doing so, will die while typing.
by AgentoftheStorm#6969 June 20, 2022
Get the Agent of the Stormmug. 
Storm Dink has a huge big black cock, even though he is the whitest man on earth. All girls love riding on his discostick and even all the boys have done it and loved it...
He is a very attractive man and when he takes on his pants they break because of his huge weiner.
His big long sausage tastes like salty banana which by the way is the best taste on earth!! (you should try!)
You can suck his cock for 1$, it is worth it, you can also ride his humungus pickle for 1.2$.
He loves big cocks in his beatuful face and he also loves Pussy on his hot mouth.
He is litterally the most restarted beautiful person ever!!! (plus 12 inches)
He is a very attractive man and when he takes on his pants they break because of his huge weiner.
His big long sausage tastes like salty banana which by the way is the best taste on earth!! (you should try!)
You can suck his cock for 1$, it is worth it, you can also ride his humungus pickle for 1.2$.
He loves big cocks in his beatuful face and he also loves Pussy on his hot mouth.
He is litterally the most restarted beautiful person ever!!! (plus 12 inches)
The Name Storm Dink is a very useful word that can be used in various sentences like:
Storm Fink has a big pickle
Storm Fink loves cock
Everybody should ride Storm Fink like a disco stick
Storm Fink has a big pickle
Storm Fink loves cock
Everybody should ride Storm Fink like a disco stick
by Prof. Doc. Doc. Slutter March 1, 2024
Get the Storm Dinkmug.