Shanghai Squat

When using a public restroom, the action of squatting over a toilet so your butt does not touch the seat. “Shanghai” referring to the toilets that are used in Shanghai china where the toilet is built into the floor and you squat over it to do your buisness.

I went to use the bathroom but the seat was gross, so I used the Shanghai squat to not touch the seat.

by Tom Rob April 12, 2024

Squat Chug

to drink large volumes of liquid in a deep squat position; typically, said liquid has significant force or pressure (examples: fire hose or hydrant, display fountains, geysers); the deep squat is needed to lower the center of gravity and handle the volume and force; no guarantee the human body can handle a squat chug

Risa doesn't always drink water. But when she does, she squat chugs a geyser.

by MoBigsley September 11, 2015

The Homosexual Squat

Sitting/squatting with your legs together, arms at your sides, back slightly arched but otherwise good posture. It's a compact pose.

"Oh no, Mikey's doing the homosexual squat again."

"Fellas, is it gay to sit?"
"Only if you're doing the homosexual squat like Nicole over there."

by nic.mp3 March 20, 2024

Diddly squat

A word that was handcrafted and welded by the hands of Mcshlongs4u! It means anything.

It also means a very short person

Yo bro I can't see diddly squat

Bro look at that little diddly squat sitting on that bench!

by Mcshlongs4u July 22, 2023

Bean squat

Very little; negligible

The experienced nurses commented that new orderly at the nursing home didn't know "bean squat" about working with alzheimer patients.

by MTPackerBacker August 1, 2016

Squat Kebab

Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.

'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'

by ValleyVirgins August 12, 2018

Kumquat squat

when you squat and cum,piss, and shit over you partners penis and moan all at the time

man sally over there gave me a nice Kumquat squat a few mins ago

by measpinner2647 August 21, 2016