Sit-down Comedy

A joke that is so bad it's funny.

That joke is was so bad, it could be considered sit-down comedy

by rayz1459 June 29, 2022

Sit n Roll

The act of rolling a joint while taking a shit.

Yo, I gotta go snag my tray so i can sit n roll then we can blaze up later

by jackmaster9000 April 17, 2012

Inverted sit ups

The calorie burning act of sex

Screw the gym, with this new girlfriend I am doing plenty of inverted sit ups

by Wampadude October 27, 2016

sit ass

sit ass (verb - intransitive) - be unproductive.

Possibly a shortening of "sit on (own's) ass".

Just because I am able to figure out shit above and beyond does not mean that I should be required to so that everyone else can sit ass. I am very good at sitting ass, too.

by often delighted February 24, 2022

Bert Kreischer sit-ups

Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

…those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023

Sitted

A Kathy-ism of telling a large group of people to sit on their bottoms in a chair

You may be sitted now.

by Me! Your friend! January 27, 2019

Mother sitting

Similar to baby sitting, but looking after a sibling, relation or significant other due to their in capabilities.

I can’t come out as I’m mother sitting, I’ll need to get a pass to come out

by Slimey mike June 12, 2022