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Salad Dodger

A person who has eaten more than their fair-share of chips, pies, cream cakes etc while avoiding the healthier and less fattening options. Also: Buffet Slayer, Lard Ass..
Oh my God - Look at her in the queue at the kebab van... She's a salad dodger and no mistake!
by Davey B. August 15, 2007
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Salad Shaker

A term that means loved one but people make fake definitions to harass Millie Bobby Brown and Jacob Sartorius when Millie posted an Instagram story saying 'best salad shaker in town @jacobsartorius'

Some fake definitions include 'licking the inside of ones butthole' or 'when he sticks his tongue inside your vagina and shakes it wildly'

Do not believe these you insane ass bitch...
by Rachel Is A Dumbass May 23, 2018
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Taco Salad

The feminine form of tea-bagging. To taco salad someone.
Nancy gave Jimmy a taco salad, asserting her dominance.
by menandore February 26, 2013
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Salad Cream

An English person. Referring to the pale complexion of the tan-less people in the sunless country that is England.
could also be "Bloody" Salad Cream.

A mocking gesture.
person 1 "So, how about those English?"

person 2 "BLOODY SALAD CREAAAM"

person 1 *lmao* "salad cream"
by omnomnomkittiez January 8, 2011
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Serbian Salad

A code name for cannabis when being sold over the table from a food court vender

This word was made famous when an un suspecting drug dealer accidently whispered, if you want pot ask for a Serbian salad to an off duty cop.
Drug dealer: Hey you in the blue suit if you want pot ask for a Serbian Salad

Cop: Your all under arrest for being stupid
by blashada October 18, 2012
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salad soup

when a restaurant puts so much dressing on your salad you could eat it with a spoon.
I always ask for dressing on the side there, past the first layer of lettuce its just salad soup.
by ShoshannaD January 6, 2010
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Horny salad

When you fuck a bitch and cum in her poopy ass and she shits it in a bowl and you cut her toes off and put it in their and eat their nipples and lactate for the dressing and eat her fat hairy bitch shit on nigga fart cock poop ass shit whore niggers don’t deserve rights fuck minorities
by Foebapmctweaknem March 6, 2020
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