rule uno

Whenever you are in a math class, you MUST have a deck of uno cards. Type doesn't matter, just have a deck.

Teacher: that's all we have for today. Take a break
Students: *sit there and do nothing*
Nerd in the back: rule uno
Students: *start tryharding at uno*

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

Rupert delay

When a person takes an abnormally large amount of time to figure out a joke . Usually due to the person being stoned or stupid or in rare cases both.

Your Rupert delay is massive when your drunk.

by Sniippered March 5, 2022

Rule 34

The only thing that can go faster than the speed of light, without breaking the laws of physics.

guy: makes character
0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds later
other guy: makes rule 34 of character

by Cole Anderson April 8, 2022

Audio Rule 34

If it can be heard, There is a dubstep remix about it.

Kyle: Did you here that Audio Rule 34 of the South Park theme song?
Jon:No, I was to busy listening to my new Album where DJSmellySock Audio Rule 34ed sounds of old women trying to pass gas

by TarzanMan January 8, 2012

Makelele rule

A rule commonly used in console football (soccer) games (mainly FIFA or PES) where French international and player of limited offensive skill, Claude Makelele is allowed an unhindered shot at goal from anywhere outside the penalty area.

Person 1: "Bill you malaka, you should have run in and shot, the Makelele rule was in effect"

by gidigbi May 15, 2013

pasic rules

very conservative way of playing madden, punting on all 4th downs. Kicking field goals if within 20 yards. Many squib kicks towards the end of the game or half. Taking QB Knee to run the clock out. Never throwing the ball into traffic, constantly throwing it out of bounds. Slides with the player who is running with the ball to avoid risk of fumble. All in all, just playing the game in a way that makes you an absolute fucko.

Dude, stop playing with pasic rules

by chaseisafaggot October 21, 2014

Bottle Rules

Each Bottle of Alcohol has specific rules for drinking it.

Hey Sam, Each drink has Bottle Rules. The Jack Daniels Bottle rules are, you must include a toast to Jack himself. The Makers Mark must be drank while naked. Each Shot of Wild Turkey must be accompanied with a text to your Mom. You have to take your shirt off when drinking Cuervo.

by DSeanK January 16, 2015