Riley

RIley is an asshole and a loser he will ruin your life and is a horrible boyfriend everyone hates riley.

"Hey man you talk to riley today?"
"Fuck Riley"

by fuckyoueddie June 17, 2022

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Riley

An Idiot and a hoe that doesn't get cues. She'll jump in front of a train, cry, and then walk away because she was never gonna stay. A Riley will always be on your side and then a day later be your enemy!!!

Did you see Riley today, shes been avoiding me since we hung out yesterday.

by BR0$K1 January 3, 2024

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The Riley Method

The procedure of underthinking everything so royally that you end up having no clue of what is going on or the point of what they were trying to do.

Person 1: Dude, why did he mess up the choreography?
Person 2: I think he was using The Riley Method and underestimated the amount of work. I'm not sure he even knows where he is.

by CRman March 3, 2022

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Riley

Riley is fucking mean to me even though all I do is love her.

Me: Hey Riley I love you
Riley: Fuck off and die

by Penis Phart July 23, 2019

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Riley

An absolute beast at being a dog. Manipulative football players with neck beards. A Riley is someone who wants to be popular but isn’t. Don’t be a Riley.

Girl 1: oh my - who is that hunk?
Girl 2: that’s Riley!

Girl 1: oh....well, you know what they say about Rileys.

Girl 2: yep, waste of time!

by I_think_you_know May 22, 2019

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