Ciga-ready

When someone is in the mood, or craving for a cigarette.

Hey man, are you ciga-ready yet?

by Tyler Rulli March 16, 2009

Martin-Readus

someone who is the king of all pedophiles. This person can usually be seen hanging around elementary schools stalking his prey.

Person 1: Whoa that guy looks weird.

Person 2: Yeah, you know he's a Martin-Readus.

by Big Yetti June 6, 2011

hot and ready pussy

When your so attracted to a guy that your vagina starts to sweat

Damn that guy gave me a hot and ready pussy.

by Hotnreadypussy August 29, 2016

No stop reading this

Seriously I said to fucking stop. This isn't fucking funny stop fucking reading and vote for other submissions.

I'm serious please no stop reading this it's not fucking safe.

by Pieceofshit43 May 5, 2020

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE

The saying Charlie Sloth plays on his sound board in Fire in The Booth.

Charlie Sloth:MAD TING *plays sound effect for lets get ready to rumble* LETS GRT READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

by nowwe October 26, 2020

Achievement unlocked: Ready to Go

Having your girlfriend/partner ready and all dressed up to go out, then turning her on and getting her to undress again with minimal effort.

My girlfriend came to pick me up for work, I was naked. She jumped me.. "achievement unlocked: ready to go"

by Dagr84 August 20, 2012

left me on read

when you text a person and they have seen the message but NOT REPLAY!!!

Jullie just left me on read . What the hell is wrong with her?????

by stargirl155 January 26, 2019