Economic Recession

Not being able to find a damn parking spot at the mall.

Since when has an economic recession made it hard to find any sort of parking spot resembling thing at the mall?

Due to this economic recession, we had the closest parking spot at the mall was nearly a mile away.

by Concerned Shopper February 28, 2009

rees

A man with a penis beard bigger than Grizzly Adams chin fluff.

The Rees can be so large you can barely see through the jungle to his baby making vine, and so thick, that no amount of industrial equipment could keep that thing in order.

I found a hot looking man on Tinder the other night, we went to his to Netflix and Chill and when he took his pants off, this massive rees just sprang out.

I had to get out of there

by Carl T Anderson October 2, 2016

recent additions

put them back fuckers

i liked having those

by gay July 20, 2003

Recessed

In a sad mood, but not sad enough to be depressed.

Jimmy's been under the weather lately. I think he's recessed.

by Elephantmonker April 27, 2009

Reeses Feces

When you eat a lot of candy and your poop comes out in weird colors.

Man, I ate a bunch of Twizzlers and they gave me reeses feces.

by theamazingbrett September 2, 2016

Rees

The last name of wonderful people who anyone could become great friends or boyfriend girlfriend with this person they are amazingly hilarious when I'm with him I can't stop laughing

1. Omg they must be a rees they are hilarious

2. "You must be related to a reeses cause you are hilarious."

by Cece_clinger May 27, 2017

Reesa

Person who often plays video games and drinks retbull and tweaker tea (see definition of tweaker tea) Amazing co pilot while doing things that make you go "BRUUUTS" (see definition of "bruuuts") wears tight pants and rides nicole.

O shit den reesa rides that bitch nicole. shes da yellow kindz. bring me tweaker tea.

by ohshitden January 29, 2009