Redneck Paintball

“Redneck Paintball” is when a girl has a tampon in and holds her nose to sneeze while bent over... shooting the tampon out like a paintball

My roommates Jenn and Megan are so gross, they’re in the other room having a Redneck Paintball fight.

by EvryWmnzFntsy May 9, 2020

redneck dozen

Nine.

Honey, I got you a bouquet of road reflectors, red ones your favorite color, a whole redneck dozen.

by Logizyme November 26, 2017

Redneck Waterfall

A mullet. The "business up front, party in the rear" looks like a waterfall cascading down the poor hillbilly's neck and shoulders

1: Dude, did you see the mullet on that guy?
2: Yeah, that thing was a redneck waterfall.

by FoulMonkey September 16, 2013

redneck tumbleweed

As often seen in the soutern states of America, a redneck tumbleweed is a plastic grocery bag, being pulled by the wind across long distances.

*Grocery bag tumbles by*

"Hey, its a redneck tumbleweed!"

by NothinInMyPocket May 18, 2019

Redneck Backwash

The act of nutting in another persons throat, then shitting in their mouth and swallowing it, to then regurgitate it into a shoe and then chugging it down in under 15 secs and then fucking your sister

My brother gave me the Redneck Backwash last night

by Big PP Tyrone February 2, 2022

redneck yoga

redneck yoga (noun):

1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.

2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.

1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"

by nicktherushnut March 3, 2014

Redneck Bidet

The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.

I gave myself a redneck bidet because I blasted a major dookie and had to double flush.

by Stewie808 December 22, 2016