Puts it in the gas tank

Something one does to get elected captain of a high school cross country team. The act is very naughty and obscene. The person who puts it in the gas tank usually denies the allegation or asks what it "puts it in the gas tank" even means.

Flynners puts it in the gas tank, so does his running friend N.O.

by Pen Bennington February 15, 2010

Putting pussy on the chain

When you force a girl to marry you, then instead of wedding bells at the wedding you hear whips and chains. You then chain the bride naked to a cross and sexually whip the shit out of her, followed by a projectile cum-shot to her left eye.

Tomorrow I'm going to be putting pussy on the chain with that bitch from Walmart

by TheClubPenguinOG August 9, 2015

Put his boots on

Used to describe someone (typically a male) who has apparently completed a sexual conquest. Derived from the original Star Trek televison series in which, on several occasions, Captain Kirk obviously bedded the hot woman who is never seen again. ...Alien chick in 60s go-go/hippy fashion apparel primping while Kirk pulls his Star-Fleet-issue black leather boots on.

A smarmy, smug man walks out of bedroom at a loud party. "Observe! Manfed has just put his boots on! Matilida will be out shortly!"

by Anonymus Bosch May 14, 2008

put ya bond on it

to use when u r asking someone if they are serious or not, if they ment wat they sed

man:yo i seen keisha wit james last nyt
man2:put ya bond on it
man:werd as bond yo

by xxmackswifeyxx April 22, 2005

put you up

Too be put up means to have someone support your housing by letting you live in their house rent free either temporarily or permanently.

'Hey dad, i'm broke and cant pay rent for a few months'
'i can't afford to put you up that long son, your going to need to move out'

by SandPaperSoul33 March 28, 2017

*puts on flame suit*

A phrase gs68 uses when he full well knows he will get flamed, or after stating an opinion everyone goes against.

I said electronica kicks ass, so I put on a flame suit to repel those disgusting comments about my mom.

by dj gs68 October 19, 2003

put me down

Basically kill me. Like when you get a family pet 'put down'. Usually said in a situation where you want the ground to swallow you up.

*embarrassing situation*

"Wow will somebody please just hurry up and put me down."

by geobee February 12, 2017