Premature Speculation

talking about something without knowing the facts, without knowing what the hell you are talking about, pure speculation

Repeating something you overheard or read on facebook without knowing if its true or not.

Talking about what goes on at "band camp" without ever having been to band camp

The fact that she just read it off the facebook and didnt check her resources make it premature speculation

by Dereklynn September 14, 2012

Premature Isolation

The act of isolating a girl at a bar, club, party, or other social engagement well before the necessary time that is required to actually close or seal it.

Defined as running an isolation set on a girl earlier in occurrence than anticipated or necessary. Usually involves the act of trapping the desired hoe in a particular spot or corner of sed establishment for an exorbitant amount of time.

See also: "Pulling a Kennedy"

Have you ever heard of premature isolation bro, you wanna win the championship you run ISO late in the game, not early....watch a Heat game.

Everyone know you only go ISO late in the 4th, what is this kid doing he's been talking to the same girl over there and hasn't moved for 4 hours, and its only midnight!

Look at the dude over there premature isolating, he has had that cutie pinned down for hours and hasn't talked to anyone else...what a fag.

OMG look at this freaking Kennedy running premature isolation likes it his job, that poor poor girl has been stuck in the corner of the bar all night!

by Snach_Crusher October 31, 2012

premature smackulation

The act of getting smacked in the head or face by your parents, or someone else, for something before they get all the details of the incident at hand

I recieved a lil premature smackulation from my dad, before he even heard my side of the story.

by bigpoppa55 November 18, 2012

premature egradulations

premature congratulation

One can give another premature egradulations, if the person congratulates the other before they have achieved set goal.

by redrob16 December 9, 2012

Premature Carjackulation

When someone attempts to steal your car while you're still in it.

You: "While I was in the city the other day, someone tried to steal my car before I've even left it!"
Clever friend: "Sounds like a premature carjackulation."

by pseudonympth September 19, 2013

Premature Articulation

Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.

Dude, I totally jinxed the Toronto Maple Leafs by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!

by AverageMan December 8, 2013

premature adulation

When you've bragged to your friends about something before it's official.

I suffered an acute case of premature adulation when I told my friends I submitted a word to Urban Dictionary...then was rejected.

by MJAlbus January 3, 2014