healthcare plan

Started during the Obama campaign, which was especially focused on healthcare.
It’s jokingly used to indicate racism. A racist voter who didn’t like Obama could very plausibility say the reason for their dislike was based on disagreements with Obama’s healthcare plan.
Why did the South shift so much to Rs in 2008?
They didn’t like Obama’s healthcare plan.
by upzoner April 06, 2024
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masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.
Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.
by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022
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Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 13, 2011
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Planned Parenthood

It's pretty much an abortion corporation that uses the sale of aborted fetuses (especially nonwhite ones) to donate to its super PAC to promote more "pro-choice" causes like a nine-month time frame and abort FOR THE LULZ. They disguise themselves as pro-woman while profiting from their poor life choices. Thats why the Democratic Party is pretty much all Pro-Choice because money makes the world go round!
Planned Parenthood owns the Democrat Party just like the NRA owns the Republican Party
by EpicGamerDefinitions69420 November 29, 2023
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war plans

the plans a fascist government officials make in an illegal chat and invite a journalist to like a bunch of incompetent fucking assholes.
Pete Hegseth says "no war plans" where revealed in Signal chat.
by hagsix March 27, 2025
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Plan b

Plan b is something that you can tease your friends which calls them a stripper
Friend 1: oy
Friend 2: hm?
Friend 1: Ur a plan b
Friend 2: all you talk about is plan b u female dog
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plan B

Is other women that a dude has when he feels like the main one he wants is going to reject him.
Person 1: how are you and that one girl you wanted

Person 2: she rejected me so im on plan B.

Person 1: always best to keep a spare but im sorry to here that.

Person 2: its all good now I can show the other girl some attention sense that girl wasted my time.
by MR. RELATIONSHIP SAVER January 29, 2021
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