An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."
by vistalover August 20, 2012
Get the Boner Phonemug. by Epic_Stoner April 10, 2015
Get the phone virginitymug. dave: bro did you see that photo steve took
alex: yeah the one of blake phone pinching!!
dave: yeah! he was holding it over the train tracks!
alex: yeah the one of blake phone pinching!!
dave: yeah! he was holding it over the train tracks!
by yeahtheboys November 24, 2015
Get the phone pinchingmug. Phone sex is when Two or more people are on a call, pretending they are having sex. Both people {masturbate} and pretend it is their S.O. They usually decide a location where they want to have sex and describe VERY DETAILED things they want to do to the other person (people) This includes lots of moaning and sexual related sounds
(A man and woman having phone sex)
Woman: Oh babe, I’m so wet! Oh yea!!
Man: Oh yeahhh!! This pussy is so good! Oo oh
Woman: Oh my goodness, yes daddy! I’m about to cum! fuck me harder baby!! Mmmhhh uh uh ohhh yesss mm ohh ohh yeaaa
Woman: Oh babe, I’m so wet! Oh yea!!
Man: Oh yeahhh!! This pussy is so good! Oo oh
Woman: Oh my goodness, yes daddy! I’m about to cum! fuck me harder baby!! Mmmhhh uh uh ohhh yesss mm ohh ohh yeaaa
by AmazingReals March 21, 2019
Get the Phone sexmug. A person who habitually talks intimately with others over the phone. That can be a 976 or 900 pay number or just someone they're interested in.
by Allblackmax April 27, 2009
Get the Phone homug. by Big puss puss October 18, 2019
Get the I phonemug. when vibrations are felt or ringing are heard when one is without cellphone or cellphone is silenced.
AH! I felt my phone vibrate against my leg. .. except i have no phone in my pocket. . !!! THE PHANTOM PHONE!
by drewskizzle March 28, 2009
Get the phantom phonemug.