by John McClain March 20, 2006
by ron December 15, 2003
when a man loves himself so much that he must have sex with himself by curving his erection into a hook and penetrate himself in the anus.
by Cale Mays April 09, 2005
by mickael ascoet April 26, 2007
To make out with someone other than a significant other, probably for the first time with this person.
by Zanna May 21, 2005
The act of inserting ones finger into the anus, or outer surrounding area and massaging until a sufficient amount of aroma exists on the digit. At this point, the finger is then surprisingly inserted into the corner of unsuspecting victim's mouth and with a sharp tug on the finger, it is "hooked" inside the recipient's mouth thus creating a "hook" effect.
Mike was being a pussy, so I had John distract him, got my finger ready and totally gave him a huge poo hook and told him to stop being such a douche.
by StuartMI September 22, 2008
by piratemetalownsyou December 02, 2003