November 20

National say at school “My kids can’t hear me calling you a bitch because their listening to kidz bop” day

Julia: My kids can’t hear me calling you a bitch because they’re listening to kidz bop.
Romeo: What day is it?
Julia: It’s November 20th!
Romeo: That explains a lot

by Ieatmeatandmilk2013 November 18, 2019

November 19th

National Girlfriends Day!

if you have a girlfriend (which you probably dont if your reading this) take time on this day to show you love them, otherwise your an asshole!

November 19th is national girlfriends day! but I'm so lonely...

by FoxComix420Suckaaaa April 11, 2019

November 4th

National hold your bf/gf’s hand day.

Tom: oh look it’s November 4th.
Kayla: yay i get to hold your hand

by Anonymous._.User November 2, 2019

November 14

Good day to get down and dirty. National thot day for the fall season

It’s November 14th sis time to thot around ya know what I mean.

by Drphils_ass_is_juicy October 15, 2019

November 11

This day is "Pocky Day" You buy a pack of Pocky and you can pick anyone to play with you

Today was November 11 ("Pocky Day") and I had bought a pack of Pockyto play with Landon

by XxKatsuki._.BakugouxX October 20, 2019

no flush november

Throughout the month of November, one must not flush the toilet after defecating.

One is encouraged to go leave their house when he or she needs to use the toilet. Taking pictures and sending evidence to your friends is also highly encouraged.

No flush November example: Going to your friends house at any time in November and taking a huge crap, not flushing it and leaving it for them to find later on .

by TheOriginator November 7, 2013

November 9

The day where you tell your crush you like them.

“I’m nervous for November 9 when I tell Marcus that I like him!”

by Angiephalange November 5, 2019