A penis with a bunch of rubber bands tied around it while erect so tightly that it eventually bursts open from the erotic pressure. Usually prepared by first giving the victim 5x a normal dose of Viagra for maximum effect.
Well Greg won't be fucking your wife anymore. We gave him a purple popper and his cock blew right the fuck up. Also he had a heart attack, but 28 viagra will do that to a man.
by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019
Get the Purple Poppermug. by cline26 August 12, 2012
Get the A Purple Onemug. 1. Person One: Hey! Where's your purple flurfle?
Person Two: It's on my bed, with my other pillows.
2. Person One: Hey, have you updated the Purple Flurfle?
Person Two: Not yet, but I'll update my blog later.
Person Two: It's on my bed, with my other pillows.
2. Person One: Hey, have you updated the Purple Flurfle?
Person Two: Not yet, but I'll update my blog later.
by DreamingForBlue August 14, 2012
Get the Purple Flurflemug. a very chad of a human has balls of steel and is one of the strongest and best youtubers in the world he has dont many chad things like giving 1 milion dollars to charity.
by dumb purple🥱 April 25, 2022
Get the Dumb Purplemug. Purple tea is a potent mixture of psychedelic mushrooms and tea, most commonly used when there has been a large harvest of mushrooms. Tea is a good way to consume a large dose quickly
1. Billy: "you guys coming clubbing tonight."
Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."
2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."
Suzy: "me to!"
Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"
Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."
2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."
Suzy: "me to!"
Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"
by Father Worthington October 19, 2010
Get the Purple teamug. An expression used to describe that you are physically hurt. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.
by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022
Get the Purple Lilypadmug. A false promise, especially one which is on conditional terms that are difficult or impossible to check (at least, for the recipient of the promise), so that there's some measure of plausible deniability as to whether the promise was kept.
"They told us that we'd all get our bonuses if performance standards across the whole company rise by 15% this year. What a purple promise!"
"He's made us another purple promise in the election campaign, apparently he's going to 'help protect the environment' -- whatever that means."
The term originated as the name of an internal marketing strategy at FedEx wherein profit sharing bonuses are only given out if performance numbers meet certain goals throughout the whole company -- something which few employees would have the ability to actually check. Within the company, the plan has also been jokingly referred to as "The Purple Carrot (On A Stick)".
"He's made us another purple promise in the election campaign, apparently he's going to 'help protect the environment' -- whatever that means."
The term originated as the name of an internal marketing strategy at FedEx wherein profit sharing bonuses are only given out if performance numbers meet certain goals throughout the whole company -- something which few employees would have the ability to actually check. Within the company, the plan has also been jokingly referred to as "The Purple Carrot (On A Stick)".
by Cale- June 30, 2007
Get the purple promisemug.