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oi mate

Go heck yourself, if someone says oi mate it means go heck yourself.
oi mate, becky!
by kefnjnamwidnjwdnewuew September 25, 2020
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Mates

Mates is really funny guy. He can also be pretty flirty, but only when his homies aren't looking.
Omg, look! Is that Mates? He is super freaky.
by itsnotmepls December 4, 2020
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manlet mating ritual

The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.
Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024
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Whom-mate

The word to use instead of "sibling" to emphasize that is all we have in common or to do with each other now.
"No I don't have any brothers and sisters, I cut contact with them. We are only Whom-mates"
by 2ndpeehole January 29, 2023
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National kiss your mate day

Basically all you do is kiss your girl on October 31 and don’t be a sissy and not do it.
“Ouuhhhh it’s national kiss your mate day I’ll be right back I gotta kid my girl
by User345678910 October 30, 2019
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oi mate

oi mate!
by diddsciple December 2, 2024
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