hobo-osity

Of or like a hobo.

(when talking about hobo gloves)
Speaker one: Those arent hobo gloves!
Speaker two: Dont mess with my hobo-osity!

by Anorexic Fish Buddy December 18, 2008

hobo brothel

Where hobos gather to have sex.

"I've seen finer bitches at a hobo brothel."

"This bathroom reminds me of a hobo brothel."

by espnguy March 16, 2013

emotional hobo

Someone who needs to be loved, seems desperate but actually isn't.
When they're single they're just uncomfortable and restless.

I think Susan is an emotional hobo, she's always making plays for guys but never puts out.

by a pimp named slickback the 4th February 15, 2014

hobo blower

Guys who give hobo's blowjobs for a living.

Me: Hey did you know brian is a hobo blower.
Friend: eww gross.

by azazel April 23, 2014

hobo up

Pertaining to another's monetary Hypocrisy. To suggest to another person that they make a significant monetary contribution, donation, etc. in concert with their strongly elucidated philosophical belief, when they claim that others should do so instead of themselves.

Rich Progressive California Liberal: Man, they really oughta raise taxes on the rich to pay for that (insert absurd program with which government should not be involved.)

You: Hey, man, you're rich, so why don't pay some additional taxes to fund the boondogggle?

RPCL: Hey, I pay my fair share

You: Hobo up, motherfucker

by knukles April 14, 2014

hobo omelet

Aaron's fav breakfast. Put anything you want in there. Scramble with your stick. Soak till it's done.

Aaron enjoyed Vickie's Hobo Omelet.

by Prosser_Casanova May 23, 2014

Hobo Hole

A place where unsuspecting groupies are taken after heavy metal shows, normally by the lead guitarist, no one knows what happens to them.

"Hey wanna see the Hobo Hole?"
"wow wee sure"

by shotinthedark July 17, 2014