Hoe muffin

When someone is really sweet, but a hoe, and you don't want to call them a hoe in a mean way.

Jessica, that's the 4th hook up you had in 2 days.. you're such a hoe muffin!

by Lil' Mikee October 11, 2008

chuck-muffin

A corn bread muffin. This is a delicious treat which is essentially sweetened corn bread in the shape of a muffin.

Pass the chuck-muffins because I am starving.

by Nick Hibbeler April 9, 2008

muffin loaf

verb: 1. the action of pooping in a vagina.

"Shit, that bitch Tanya wouldn't let me tap that ass, so when she fucking fell asleep, I gave her a good ol' fashioned muffin loaf. Shit yeah!

by Aaron Nestor December 10, 2004

muffin toast

A baked good sold in many NYC delis they have the consistency of a muffin, but the shape of a piece of toast, sometimes lathered with white icing on the top. They come in many different flavors such as chocolate, marble and carrot. Great for a pre drinking snack if you don't have the time to eat a proper dinner, as it will soak up a lot of the alcohol.

"Hey Max, I plan on drinking tonight. I'm going to have a muffin toast, how about you?"

by Phil Lockerby April 8, 2007

crud muffins

1. To be surprised

2. "Oh, Shit"

3. Muffins coverd in crap

First guy: "Dude, did u study for the test today?"
Second guy: "Crud muffins! I forgot"

by Stealthcrip October 16, 2005

muffin fucker

One who wakes up early on saturday morning for the sole purpose of furiously eating (fucking) all of the oven fresh muffins before anyone else can. They also enjoy fucking carrot cake and banana bread.

Bill (to Steve): That J.V. is a muffin fucker extraordinaire.

Steve: It's 5:30AM, better get down stairs before all of those muffins get fucked.

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

tard muffin

Two goofballs acting silly randomly that have random silly conversations.

Alec: Lets go throw some of those nasty nuts that no one likes at squirrels so they eat them and then they spit them out because they are so gross!

Kelly: Haha! You're such a tard muffin!

by Tard Muffin March 27, 2009