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kitty tongue massage

tiny little licks, up or down, sometimes in a circle, done by someone who is very good at cunnilingus, or great oral talent and skill.
Bob worked his tongue for hours on my clit till his face was numb and my legs were tingling, he gives a great kitty tongue massage
by spice40241 April 29, 2014
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Las Vegas Steaming Massage

The act in which a person sits on another's chest and rubs their sweaty genitalia all over the others chest. In doing so you leave behind a strong musk that fills the nostrils and a nice lather that soothes the skin.
Man, she gave me the Las Vegas Steaming Massage and I've never felt more awake.
by Qwibby June 24, 2014
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Eskimo foot massage

When you masturbate into a sock an then put the same onto your foot or feet. feeling like a warm massage jelly on your toes.
Dude i totally found the perfect socks for an Eskimo foot massage!
by humandictionary224427 July 23, 2016
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Boston Red Sox Massacre

When the Boston Red Sox get completely demolished by the New York Yankees.
by SaquonBeckhamJrsFan October 29, 2018
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Weapon of mass destruction

A weapon of mass destruction is a weapon that can fuck people up really bad such as that bomb dropped on Hiroshima.
Man 1: “Dude did you see that weapon of mass destruction that was dropped on Hiroshima? Do you think anyone survived?”
Man 2: “No one survived that. Everyone was fucking blown up!”
by Tho McNutt November 18, 2019
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texas asshole massacre

when your Texan uncle proceeds to take his 2 in. chode and steak knife, carve his initials with the knife on your right buttcheek and carve "DADDYS HOLE" on the left one.
hello, officer, my uncle texas asshole massacred my ass and i cant sit down without the blood from my buttcheek cuts start to seep out of my pants and all over the chair.
by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019
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ERDME’S MASSACRE II

ERDME’S MASSACRE II is one of the most unbelievably greatest movies of all time with thousands of absolute mad fights just in 5 minutes and 25 seconds, it’s about a dude named Erdme chan 69 always fighting this mysterious guy and he sends all his powerful minions and go kill Erdme.
Idiot 1 : yoo have you seen ERDME’S MASSACRE II?

Idiot 2 : yeahhh man i feel like i’m about to punch some random dude on the streets right now, hella hyped after that
by redactedyt November 3, 2021
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