Murdoch Monday

The best Monday you had/have/will have your whole life. Filled with unlimited treats (usually pastries, baked goods, cakes and desserts).
Just another Murdoch Monday
by brad455 August 14, 2022
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Murphy’s Monday

A term taken from Murphy’s Law, A Murphy’s Monday is a Monday that is so incredibly annoying that it feels like everything that can go wrong IS going wrong. It is a day filled with minor inconveniences that make your day harder, but not hard enough to be impossible.

A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.
Joseph: “Dude some guy just shot my friend’s grandma!”
Lukas: “Bro’s having a Murphy’s Monday.”
by A Real, Genuine Human May 13, 2024
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poopy on monday

i have poopy on monday
by sirquakumsjr June 07, 2022
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Mog Monday

Every Monday in the Imogen Temult Fan Club (ITFC) community. A day on which those who want participate in Mog Monday Rollies to crown that week's Mog Pog of the Week.
Person 1: I don't like Mondays...
Person 2: Well, at least it's Mog Monday! Let's roll some dice!
by MVNG0 February 14, 2024
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Marianne Monday

When instead of having a long, boring Monday, you have a day where everything goes well (and get an extra hour in bed)
Gosh, im having such a good marianne monday
by Tdoubleu’s October 02, 2023
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National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
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Monday fairy

'I'm Monday's man Monday fairy'
by _ay March 06, 2023
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