On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.
by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

Monday Mourning - wearing all black to work every Monday because you are in mourning that you have to work all week.
by LizzyGlo June 11, 2025

by megan and rachel June 5, 2003

literally hell on Earth. Monday crushes your dreams and makes you feel helpless. It is the start of the week. Monday makes you want to commit suicide.
by MasonWaller May 10, 2018

Tell your mom your sick then she’ll check your head and say “you’re fine” then check the calendar AND OMG ITS MISS SCHOOL MONDAY!!!
by Fuuuuk off November 3, 2019

"Hey bro, are you ready for Rocketship Monday?"
"Of course! It's the most important day of the year"
"Of course! It's the most important day of the year"
by saucerich March 14, 2022

by thatoneperson2299 April 29, 2022
