Mojito Monday

The name heavy drinkers give to Monday giving them an excuse to drink on a school night (especially among heavy drinkers and alcoholics).

You're not drinking on a school night are you? Of course.. it's Mojito Monday!

by Skerries Goat October 7, 2022

Schlada Monday

After a night out you and the boys (hungover as fuck) take a trip to the nearest mexican restaurant to grab yourself some chicken enchiladas (aka schladas).

Ayyy boys its schlada monday baby. Lfg

by SPunkyxxx July 11, 2022

James pullin a Monday

When James doesn't read my chats about For The King and he leaves us on read, aka ,"Monday"

Aiden: "James pullin a monday again"
Andrew: "What's that?"
James: *leaves on read*

by SurosAlt January 23, 2021

special monday

Special Monday is the last Monday of every October where you have to get zooted or hammered.

Hey man are you ready for special Monday tonight?

by Jakkt October 26, 2020

Mondays am I right?

On a Monday one’s depression state is drastically lowered, leading one to saw Mondays am I right?

Guy 1: Mondays am I right?
Guy 2: it’s Thursday

by Monday lord February 5, 2025

Next Monday

A thing that will never happen.

Jedd's going on a date 'next Monday'.

by Louie Gooner August 3, 2025

mogus monday

amogus

Oh no, tomorrow is mogus monday!

by i hate ur dream stan January 25, 2022