Logic Frogging

Verb. Hopping from one point to another with no real valid logical argument, thus causing them circular logic.

Frank was logic frogging all over the place in that debate. One minute he was discussing health care, the next he talked about sharks and their lack of health issues.

by MagicManmunny April 9, 2010

Junkie logic

When somebody is so high on drugs or something else to where their lies make no sense their stories have no point and they try to convince people and believe their selves that they make sense

My boyfriend actually thinks he's convincing with his junkie logic when you tell me some b******* story that makes up to a no sense.

by Darthfraai November 4, 2023

Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

Urinal Logic

The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.

"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"

by Animal Damage October 1, 2013

hall logic

when one or more of the Hall family decides to start running their mouth in an attempt to insult, or win an arguement, but with incorrect, non-factual evidence and a combination of topics that aren't at all related.

There Joe goes with his "Hall Logic"... that dude never makes sense.

by mitry October 31, 2018

oikka logic

The act off saying you are going to do something, then ask other people to do it for you

Billy uses oikka logic everytime we have homework

by Unfunny dictionary writer January 31, 2021

Quaverian Logic

When a rubbish idea is full of as much puffed up air as a Quavers crisp packet in order to make it seem better.

"Everyone, hear my out. I have an amazing idea. I'm going to build a ladder made from empty loo rolls to climb to the moon .Why loo rolls? They're light weight and compostable. But we need to work together as a team to make this work! It's through all of your efforts that we can make this happen! Are you with me?!"

"Climbing a loo roll ladder to the moon? What a load of Quaverian logic."

by British Chips July 6, 2023