dog-a-log

word to be said to canine friend when drunk or otherwise smashed.

hello ma wee dog-a-log. stop effing barking at me!!

by bruce beckers February 16, 2007

log toss

to break off dating a guy that is a douche

I gave him the log toss last week after I caught him in a lie!

by auntiereese August 13, 2014

Sitting on logs

A girl who has a lot of sex.

omg I was just sitting on logs all night. My vajajay is sore.

by Leeloo Dallas November 29, 2016

Kids on a Log

A food item created by ejaculating onto a stalk of celery and placing raisins atop the semen. Celery with the Forbidden Ranch, if you will.

Lil Freddy at lunch-

“Damn I got Kids on a Log for the third time this week!”

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

mall-logged

What you feel when you already spent more than 3 hours at a mall with no money and nothing to do other than walk around in circles half-asleep.

After walking around for 5 hours in the mall and spending $817 dollars in clothes, Kristen started to feel mall-logged, so she called her mom to go home

by Apmac June 24, 2008

swiss log

a class C fecal extraction where two logs overlay usually in the shape of a Swiss Cross
also a sign that jesus christ himself is in your colon

"hey, guys, I'm back from dropping a swiss log praise the lord!"

by B Hicks 2016 October 18, 2015

linkedin logs

The act of taking a massive shit while updating your profile while searching for a new job.

Shaniqua often takes LinkedIn logs and claims it helps her network to get out of her dead end job.

by Botta Bing July 31, 2019