french butter keeper

A french butter keeper is a term defined as the rectum of quadruple dwarf amputee former can-can dancer.

Every well appointed french kitchen has a french butter keeper propped in the corner.

by Jacques DuBeur December 9, 2013

sleeper and keeper

When a girl is not a "Fuck and chucker" and worth keeping around because she is awesome.

I'm not sleeping with you till date 5/6 , I want to know you're not a "Fuck and chucker"

...i'm insulted you would even say that, you're clearly a "sleeper and keeper"

by Aljolympics June 24, 2016

Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.

So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.

by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019